Welcome back to the Olympia Legacy. Last time all the kids became children and then each became a different supernatural creature. I’ve had this chapter written for awhile, but I’ve forgotten about it until now, oops.
And the paparazzi survives her encounter with Beefy. The gnomes don’t have their victim for whatever ritual they’re plotting.
Seriously, every time I leave her on free will, Carie end up dancing. The Party Animal trait is strong with this one.
Athena: “Why do I suck at this so much?”
She really does suck, she even hit herself in the face with the mallet at one point.
Iris discovered the arcade machines.
Eileithyia: “A money bag? What could I possibly want with that?”
Eileithyia: “Praise to the sky gods! Bestow upon me your mighty gift!”
Eileithyia: “A cake. I was given a cake.”
Not just any cake, a cake on fire.
Eileithyia: “I prayed to the sky gods, not the fire gods.”
These two are really close, they get along so well. They are the closest siblings I’ve ever had in this family.
I really need to remember to feed Beefy.
The maid survives the encounter.
Beefy: “I haven’t eaten anyone in generations!”
I think the last person Beefy killed was Hephaestus, I’ve been pretty good about feeding him until recently.
Athena is now obsessed with doing this since she became a fairy.
Eileithyia: “I refuse to share a table with you father, you won’t accept my supreme rule.”
Di: “My brother was like you, I’ve learned to ignore the insane babble.”
I’ve just realized that out of the many insane sims in this family Eileithyia is the first insane girl.
At 110 days old Tiberius Olympia died, he made it to level 8 of the criminal career.
His grandchildren were the first on the scene.
Once again Death has appeared in the wrong room and put a hole in the wall with his scythe.
Death: “Seriously, why does this always happen to me?!”
Death: “Do you know how inconvenient it is to appear in the wrong room, I really need to talk to my agent about this.”
Tib: “I’m too young to die! I have so much to live for!!”
Death: “You’re 110 days old, your time is up, there are no reruns or retries. Good luck with the giant three headed dog.”
Di: “Oh no! Dad is dead!!”
Death: “You’re a bit late aren’t you?”
You may notice that two of the children are missing, and where are they while all of this is going down?
Eileithyia is playing chess.
And Iris is playing an arcade machine.
Nike: “Do you always reap people on cloudy days?”
Death: “That is so stereotypical, I reap plenty of people on sunny, or partially cloudy days. In fact the weather has nothing to do with my job description. You people came up with that weather idea, not me.”
Nike: “Okay, I’ll know better from now on.”
For some reason ever since Tib died all anyone wants to do is kick the gnomes.
Di: “It’s all their fault, they were plotting his death!!!”
He was old, I don’t think the gnomes had anything to do with it.
Winter Gnome: “That’s what you think…”
Now that there’s a free space in the household, it’s time to welcome the plumbot of the family, which I realized up until now I’ve been calling them simbots, let’s just pretend I’ve always called them plumbots.
Carie adjusted his trait chips and gave him the sentience trait, among other’s that I can’t remember since they’re always changing. This means that she’s completed her lifetime wish!
And Emit appears!
Emit: “I still haven’t replaced my body, but apparently they’re in high demand.”
Apparently by giving a plumbot the sentience trait chip Carie also earned a legacy statue.
Carie: “What the hell?! You’re blue!!!”
Emit: “Why does everyone in this time always mention that?! My new body has been delayed! I should be getting it any day now.”
The first thing Checkers does with his new found sentience is go on the water slide… Am I the only one that sees a problem with this?
Checkers is a robot, a water slide has water. Last I checked, robots and water did not mix.
Checkers: “I live to defy robot stereotypes!! I have sentience now!!!”
Checkers: “This toilet needs recombination. I shall repair this primitive technology with the power of wormholes!!!”
Why are you still here Emit? And what on earth is that thing your holding???
Emit: “I’m scanning for rifts in the space-time continuum, you never know when they’ll decide to eat something important.”
Helios: “I can feel a strange power overcoming me!!”
Helios: “I now have a craving for raw meat.”
Helios: “I FOUND A BEETLE!!! SOMEBODY PRAISE ME!!!”
Good boy… You caught a lady bug.
Helios: “Why’d you have to go so soon Grandpa!?!”
Iris: “Who the hell are you?”
Checkers: “I’m your new best friend!”
Iris: “No you’re not, you look like a weirdly checkered loser.”
Checkers: “REALLY??? What a coincidence! My name is Checkers!!”
Iris: “I didn’t realize we’re adopting idiots now.”
Everyone seems to have moved on from the spring riders and are now obsessed with the sandbox.
Eileithyia: “The voices want to eat my brains!”
Eileithyia: “I won’t let them! I shall kick all their butts before I let them take my brains!!!”
Athena continues to be awful at wack a gnome.
Gnome: “Why cruel world?!?! My poor club was innocent to your vile ways!! WHY????”
Iris is the first child this generation to use the rocking horse, which is kind of funny considering Hecate and Di were obsessed with this thing.
Di: “IT’S A DONKEY!”
Whatever you say Di.
Wow. This bathroom is crowded.
Looks like Athena’s prank backfired on her.
Helios: “Take that!”
Athena: “Wow. That is cold!”
Checkers: “Would the fleshlings kindly move. Please. Checkers does not want to stay in the bathroom.”
Athena: “That was awesome!”
Helios: “It was pretty cool.”
Checkers: “Why does Checkers have to be stuck in the bathroom?”
Everyone managed to escape the bathroom, and Athena decided to bug her sister instead.
Eileithyia: “Other way around commoner. I don’t let anyone bug me. I do all the bugging.”
Checkers: “Checkers is not sure that this activity is safe for young flesh bags.”
Eileithyia: “Move over! Or I will have you drenched in maple syrup!”
Iris: “It was sooo cold!”
Carie: “What would you know about cold, you can’t even remember the last time winter occurred.”
Iris: “Stop ruining my story Mom!”
I’m pretty sure robots and sand don’t mix too well either. Sand gets everywhere, into all your robot nooks and crannies.
Checkers: “Checkers is beyond such simple restrictions!”
Iris: “I am a pretty princess. BOW BEFORE ME!!”
Pretty Princess has a birthday to get ready for.
The triplets are becoming teenagers.
I threw a birthday party for the triplets, but no one showed up, it’s the first time that has happened to me with this family.
Athena goes first.
She is now Socially Awkward.
The insane Eileithyia is next, while wearing a bathing suit.
She is now Lucky.
Iris became Nurturing.
Here’s a better view of her face.
Eileithyia: “ACHOO! Wow I didn’t know that I could sneeze sparkles out of my butt.”
This is what Eileithyia’s everyday wear looks like.
Checkers has rolled a lifetime wish. I didn’t know plumbots could do that.
Checkers: “Checkers has dreams! Checkers wants to be Five Star Chef.”
Di: “What is the robot doing? I feel kind of tingly.”
Checkers: “Checkers has completed scan. Primitive flesh based organism is not a threat to Checkers’ continued existence.”
I thought it would be amusing to have an inventor robot, but then I discovered that Checkers couldn’t learn any skills since he didn’t have the trait chip for it. He also couldn’t get a job in order for him to complete his lifetime wish, since, once again, he didn’t have the trait chip. I got Carie to work on building more trait chips for him.
Checkers: “Checkers can use The Force!!!”
Eileithyia: “If you do all those things, then I won’t have to eliminate you like I did your predecessor.”
Carie: “Is my daughter talking to herself???? I worry for my child, we should have had her checked out at the hospital, but Di insisted that everything was perfectly fine, that it ran in the family.”
Eileithyia: “What do you mean my demands are ridiculous?!? I will have you eliminated!!!”
Iris: “WHY IS MY FAMILY SO WEIRD?!?! I WANT TO BURN THEM ALIVE!!!”
Be nice Iris, your family isn’t even that bad compared to some of the previous generations.
This is just too cute. There has been a sandbox present at this house since before Di was even born. This is the first time he’s ever gone near the thing.
Athena: “Why am I still terrible at this?! Shouldn’t I be getting better with practice???”
I decided to start building up some skills for the kids, I had Iris play the guitar and she rolled her lifetime wish, Hit Movie Composer. Calcite was not a fan of her music.
Nike is Artistic, so she’s going to become the family portrait slave.
Athena’s Socially Awkward, so I decided to have her learn the science skill.
There wasn’t much Helios could do, so I had him use the block table.
Eileithyia seemed to have a fondness for the chess room, so I had her learn the logic skill.
Checkers decided that the best use of his time would be to rake leaves.
Checkers: “Checkers is no ones slave!!! Checkers is a free plumbot!!!”
Carie is working on building an Office Drone trait chip so Checkers can work on his dream of being a Five Star Chef.
Being a fairy, Athena enjoys dancing as much as her mother, like Carie, I leave her alone for one minute and she starts dancing.
And that’s all for now folks! Next time the twins join their sisters in teenagehood.